Words of Meghan Tonjes

A collection of memorable quotes from the amazing Meghan Tonjes

We need to capitalize on how awesome we are.

—Meghan Tonjes, talking about us

I’m kind of fucking awesome. In all of the best ways. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’m perfect. It’s really my humility that makes me as perfect as I am.

— Meghan Tonjes

If twitter harassment somehow brought me to @RonPopeMusic, I’m not afraid to use it to sexually molest my other favorite musicians.

—Meghan Tonjes

(Source: twitter.com)

And that’s all the quotes I have for now everyone. Thanks so much for following! I’ll post new quotes as soon as Meghan says them. Feel free to submit quotes of her, either from her videos, twitter, Facebook, or even songs. You can submit them here: wordsofmeghantonjes.tumblr.com/submit

Why am I so perfect?

—Meghan Tonjes, in response to reading this blog

I’m not going to hell. All you gotta do is feel bad in the end.

—Meghan Tonjes

I feel that because I’m on the Internet I’m qualified to give my opinion on everything.

—Meghan Tonjes

You don’t offer bottomless anything unless you’re willing to FILL IT UP.

—Meghan Tonjes

Oh you beautiful fucking bitch.

—Meghan Tonjes, about the quality of her new music video.

“I want nuggs in my mouth.” -Meghan Tonjes